Shoe Porn

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Where all the crazy fashion girls gather 'round to hear

who is wearing what while guzzling a beer, with an attractive Ford male model.

Okay, so I tried my hand at poetry and found myself unsuccessful. But who could speak while looking at these beauties (and no, I do not mean them (yes, I do have a slight obsession with Emma Watson like I do with shoes. But come on. A) she's Hermione. B) She kissed Rupert Grint, what's not to like?). And yes, you could say I am very excited for the Harry Potter midnight premiere. Am I going to see any of you guys there?)).

I don't know if it's the ironic hipster that lurks inside of me that is dying for a pair of shoes that look like they are already falling apart, but I can satisfy my rational self with those crazy high electric blue booties. Maybe I can change the name of this blog to The Blue Boot?

By the way, if you feel the need to break your ankles or crack a few toes on something higher than these bad boys, just look out for the sky shoe. They stand erect (there's a reason I call it show porn) at a full nine inches. Little monsters, rejoice.

Images Via: 5 Inches and Up, Lefashion (The Alexander Wang Kori)